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Due to a shortage of followers, the End of the World will not happen.
The long awaited and fearfully predicted end of the world on the local planet Terra of the Sun system has been unexpectedly cancelled, reported the top executive of the Archangelical Inc., Dr. A. Michael.
This announcement was immediately followed by a scandalized communique issued by the Lucifer Global Media Network, who had previously acquired all the rights for the universal broadcast of the event.

Dr. Michael explained that against all predictions, the number of fearful individuals who consciously or unconsciously expected irrecoverable catastrophs as the only means to shift paradigms have dramatically decreased during the last local months. As this is a planet of free-will, he said, we can only respect and applause this transformation.

The project end of the world, prepared since decades by a joint venture of governments and religions, begun to show signs of weakness a few years ago, when an exponentially growing number of people started to think for themselves.

As a last resort, the instigators of the project end of the world promoted a vast number of unorthodox ideologies, speading rumours of sheep-ascending directives, including mass landings of Blue-Berets UFOs, doom prophecies, underground holograms with Visa cards accepted, technological resurrection and immortality, and other self-alienating devices. Without success. The government-religion consortium had to watch powerlessly the rapid dimunition of their previously blind followers.

This is a miracle, said Dr. Michael, but no one should be surprised: we live in a universe of Love, where the miracle is the norm. Even the most stubborn beings eventually awaken. Questioned about the Lucifer Global Media Network, Dr. Michael added: They were sent there to follow this whole affair, and to sometimes push some evil buttons; overall, they did a good job. I’m sure that after some days of decontamination, they will bless this new turn of the events, just like we all do.

Alain-Yan Mohr
PS: It is quite possible that the above statements are totally true.

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